What I've got they used to call the blues
Nothin' is really wrong
Feelin' like I dumped a log
Walkin' around ...

The story:

many, many moon ago, i found myself singing it to
myself so sweetly and sincerely as i had many times
before) and like dawn coming over the horizon, I
realized both that that lyric had a particularly
filthy connotation to it and that that could no
possibly be what she was actually trying to relate.
8~>