We're always fighting with bacon joints

The story:

Sadly there's not *much* embarassment here. It was playing over the speakers at work, and we all heard "Fighting with bacon joints", which conjured up this fantastic image of people fighting with huge chunks of bacon where swords and cudgels should be!\
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We actually prefer our version, but that's just 'cos Bacon rocks all! Even the token Vegetarian in the office prefers it...