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Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some otherworld spy or the wife of a postman
Wife of a postman

Artist: Carly Simon

Song: You're So Vain

Real Lyric: Well, you're where you should be all the timeAnd when you're not, you're withSome underworld spy or the wife of a close friendWife of a close friend

The story:

I never would have realised if I hadn't searched for the REAL lyrics
on the internet one day. And the funny thing is, I never thought it
weird the guy in question would want to hang out with otherworld
spies of postman's wives.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

12/16/2007 12:07 am

Age it happened

20

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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