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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well use me use me
    cause you aint that average groove thing

    Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot
    Song: Baby Got Back
    Real Lyric: Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy

    The story:

    I was working as a bus counselor for a daycamp and my 11 year old
    camper corrected me and said that it was "average groupie" not
    "average groove thing" and then proceeded to mock me with the
    bus driver as to what a "groove thing" was

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/31/2006 10:32 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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