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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well those drifters days are past me now
    I've got so much more to think about
    Dead nuns and hooded monks
    What to leave in, what to leave out

    Artist: Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band
    Song: Against The Wind
    Real Lyric: Well those drifters days are past me nowI've got so much more to think aboutDeadlines and commitmentsWhat to leave in, what to leave out

    The story:

    In the car. Fortunately I was alone.

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    Submitted by

    moonstudio

    Submitted on

    11/8/2011 10:13 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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