Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Well this young gun says ABORTION PAYS!

    Artist: Wham!
    Real Lyric: Well this young gun says CAUTION PAYS!

    The story:

    When at an 80's themed Halloween party I (dressed as Don Johnson in Miami Vice) sang the wrong line rather loudly...needless to say those around me noticed and dropped to the floor laughing. Luckily my friends are pretty forgiving. Ever since it has evolved so much so that when the song comes on we all shout ABORTION PAYS! then have a nice chuckle.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!