Well, there was old Jerry Rooney, who was mad as a mule
He smelled like bologna....had a head like some, too!

The story:

I heard my best friend's sister listening to this song one day and I thought it was hilarious so at the next available opportunity I started hollering it out at the top of my lungs...until her sister came out of her room laughing at me. when she calmed down she told what an idiot I was.