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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well since she put me down
    I've got owls puking in my bed.

    [Editor's note: This apparently was not a mishearance by the submittor, but was lifted from a Dave Barry column on the topic of mondegreens].

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: Help Me, Rhonda
    Real Lyric: Well since she put me downI've been out doin' in my head..

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/8/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    This was indeed stolen from a Dave Barry column but it wasn't about mondegreens. The column was about the opening of the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.

    HawaiiJack May 12, 2011 2:36 pm

    The misheard lyrics make more sense than the real ones.

    ligirl Oct 23, 2008 1:48 pm