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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well she's all you'd ever want,
    She's the kind you'd like to pump
    and take to dinner.

    Artist: Tom Jones
    Song: She's A Lady
    Real Lyric: Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind you'd like to flauntand take to dinner.
    The story:

    I was standing around my agent's office with a couple of other
    actors and the piped in music started playing "She's a Lady." One
    of the guys started singing along and when he got to the 'flaunt'
    lyric, I gasped, "Is that what he's saying?" Well, needless to say, I
    was strongly encouraged to share what I thought the lyric was and
    when I did, only after vigorous prompting from the guys, I
    sheepishly explained that I always thought it was a bit odd that he
    had been 'pumping' his lady friend right before dinner, which didn't
    seem like a particularly ladylike thing to be doing. Needless to say,
    they always looked at me a little differently after that.

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