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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, I can hear her humming like a duchess in heat

    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne
    Real Lyric: Well, I can hear her moaning like a dog that's on heat



    The story:

    I was singing with this song at a party. My cousin, who was a life-long Ozzy fan, turned around and looked at me with a bright red face, like he was about to burst into laughter or tears or both. I said, "Well, what is Ozzy really saying there? He could be talking about a duchess. He's English, you know." But it didn't help. I had made a fool of myself in front of him, and in front of his friends who were listening.

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