We'll cram a spoon up your ass, its the American way.

The story:

This one wasn't me, it was my friend's grandfather. He was trying to describe this song to her to see if she knew it, but couldn't remember the title. Finally, frustrated, he says "its the one that says we'll cram a spoon up your ass". The fact that someone thought that was the real lyric: funny. That it was your grandfather: priceless!