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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wedding for Juan
    But David never


    I'll put it into this *** where, this *** where
    the sun don't shine
    This I swear, this I swear, this I swear

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Waiting for the oneThe day that never comes-------------------I'll put an end to this I swear, this I swearthe sun will shineThis I swear, this I swear, this I swear

    The story:

    Technically I knew the right lyrics, but I mishear
    stuff on purpose. If artists are going to pronounce
    stuff in funny ways, it's our liberty as listeners
    to mock them for it :P

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