Wear a new thong Chicken-Tikka.

The story:

I was asked to sing at a friends party, (or more like I volunteered) and they told me that I should sing this song... I heard it before, and was pretty confident that I knew the lyrics. When I came to the end of about the 3rd verse, laughter filled the room, and I could not figure out what they were laughing at. Later that night, my friend told me that it was a cool change, and I looked like an absolute fool when I told him that those were the real lyrics!