The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing along with the radio while mopping the floor. My husband, who happened to overhear me, asked me what I was saying. I repeated it, and he started laughing so hard, he turned beet red and looked as if he was going to have an aneurysm!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/7/2007 5:34 pm
Age it happened
33
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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The closest I could get is not a misheard, but a mis-remembered lyric. This came to me while I was on XBox Live. "We can dance if we want to, life is short and so am I...'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they can dance with a porcupine." The whole channel cracked up.
Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:55 pm