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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wastin' away again in my gorilla suit,
    Searchin' for my lost zipper I caught

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: Margaritaville
    Real Lyric: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville,Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt

    The story:

    My little sister belted these immortal lyrics out in the car one day. She thought that the song was about some poor guy stuck in his Halloween costume. We use her lyrics more often than not these days.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/21/2006 7:22 am

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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