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little Jacob. Hide the car to mask the stakeout.
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Song: Chop Suey

Real Lyric: Wake up, grab a brush and put on a littlemakeup. Hide the scars to hide the shakeup.Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?Cause you wanted to!Here you go and create another fable.

The story:

That is just what I've been hearing untill I got a hold of guitar tab with the lyrics in it.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

5/7/2006 8:11 pm

Age it happened

27

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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