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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "Vita-Lea™, Vita-Lea™, yeah, yeah, oww...
    Vita-Lea™ it has happened to me, right in front of
    my face, and I just can not hide it...

    Artist: CeCe Peniston
    Song: Finally
    Real Lyric: "Finally, finally, yeah, yeah, oww... "Finally, it has happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just can not hide it...



    The story:

    On or about the Fall of '87 had gone with my
    girlfriend out to Saddle Brook NJ to see a
    nutritionist for some hair, skin, and nail
    health issues that that stymied her regular
    tony dermatologist for quite some time, see;
    the consulted woman practitioner, "Maddy"
    (short for Madelyn), recommended complete
    elimination of ALL foodstuffs with allergens
    and/or containing chemical additives, dyes,
    preservatives, etc., as well as follow-up
    regular supplementation primarily with
    vitamins and minerals (namely the Shaklee®
    variety).
    "Tony" was not her dermatologist's name though.
    "Maddy's" regimen however cleared up my girl's
    condition after a few months of strictly adhering
    to it, and consequently we became confirmed
    Shaklee® customers thereafter.
    So it was with some serious surprise & amazing
    astonishment that just a few years later, in '91,
    "on the rideo" (sorry Donna Summer) that this
    song's platter was spun, and we both couldn't
    believe our ears as the tune seemed to be an ad
    for Shaklee® "Vita-Lea™", multi-vitamin there on
    the distort-O AM/FM car radio speakers!
    "Peniston had struck a commercial deal with
    Shaklee®!", or so I thought, but soon after
    listening to this ditty again found the error of
    my misperceiving ways, and boy!, was I tricked,
    and sure felt informally like a "Richard" though
    some would undoubtedly call me (and some still do
    ——"Dick".

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