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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Village Cheese is not my lover

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover

    The story:

    My mom is always retelling me this story!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/8/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    7

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Gah, sorry, didn't read that right...

    KaylaCgirl Feb 08, 2014 1:34 am

    Honestly, I'm mostly surprised that you knew the word "vintage" at age seven...well, anyway, I think I found a new way to sing this song... :)

    KaylaCgirl Feb 08, 2014 1:33 am

    Whats these? It sounds NEVER like this bullshit...

    Reltih Dec 18, 2009 3:52 pm

    Was Michael Jackson lactose intolerant?

    coffeelunatic Sep 21, 2009 6:42 pm