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    Victor W. Freedom, say goodnight.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Philadelphia Freedom
    Real Lyric: Philadelphia freedom... Shine the light.[At least I hope those are the real lyrics!]

    The story:

    I asked my mother over dinner who in God's name is Victor Freedom and she just looked at me funny.Kristina:" You know, that Elton John song?"Mom: "What Elton John song?"Kristina: "Duh, the one where he sings 'Victor W. Freedom, say goodnight.'"Mom: "I don't know that song."Kristina: [sings the song]Mom: "You damned fool, that's 'Philadelphia Freedom.'"

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/7/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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