Used up like a douche
You know the runner in the night

The story:

Was sitting in a car with a boyfriend when the song came on the radio. It was during a radio show where they were actually talking to the band and were discussing the words to the song. It was then I realized I had been inserting perverted lyrics for the real thing for years. I was almost afraid to admit it, but it was so humorous, I just had to. I think we giggled and sang "My Version" of the song for weeks.