Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,858 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Up, down, turn around
    Please don't let me hit the ground
    Tonight I think I'll walk alone
    And buy myself a xylophone.

    Artist: New Order
    Song: Temptation
    Real Lyric: Up, down, turn aroundPlease don't let me hit the groundTonight I think I'll walk aloneI'll find my soul as I go home.
    The story:

    Discussing this with my wife. I was singing along to the song and saw that she was looking at me strangely. It was when she asked me to repeat them - which I did when we got to the next chorus - and she started laughing uncontrollably, that I realized I might have a problem with my hearing...

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/11/2004 9:45 am

    Age it happened

    42

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!