underage teeny-weeny doin' it in style

The story:

Unfortunately not one of mine, but a good friend, Matt T, was singing along at uni one day and people pissed themselves laughing. I had no idea what the lyric was so I kep my head well down until the truth came out. I don't know if it's better than the original but it's pretty cool and I cannot help singing it each time I hear it now. Cheers Matty!