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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Under an old brass paper plate is my list of things to do today.

    Artist: Toby Keith
    Song: My List
    Real Lyric: Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.

    The story:

    My brother and I used to listen to this song all the time and sing it together. One day I realized that he was saying "paper plate" as opposed to "paperweight" and I had to ask him what a brass paper plate was. After thinking about it he realized it made no sense. I told him the correct lyric and he got all sad and said that his version was better.

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