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    Two injured swans

    Artist: The Saw Doctors
    Real Lyric: To Win Just once



    The story:

    I was at a live concert, and this song was in full swing. I didn't know it and listened 'carefully' to the lyrics so that I could ask my mate (a seasoned fan) what it was later.

    In the car on the way home I said to my friend 'it was nice of the Saw Doctors to write a song about two injured swans' - he thought for a couple of minutes and then burst out laughing and said -'you fool, it's To Win Just Once'.

    He reminds me of this every time we talk about the Saw Doctors

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