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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Two flattened ears like maniacs
    Have despoiled our come in flave
    Now what narcrophagous Second Coming racks from the cradle to enslave

    Artist: Cradle Of Filth
    Song: From The Cradle To Enslave
    Real Lyric: Two thousand fattened years like maniacsHave despoiled our common graveNow what necrophagous Second Coming backsFrom the cradle to enslave?
    The story:

    When I was at a Cradle Of Fitlh concert I started singing along and my friend heard the words I was saying and laughed her *** off when she looked at me...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/12/2004 11:34 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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