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Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a gina in the sky
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Artist: Nursery Rhymes

Song: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Real Lyric: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you areUp above the world so high, like a diamond in the skyTwinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.

The story:

My 4 year old daughter and her friend were singing this as loud as possible at playcentre one day for all to hear. The playcentre teachers were rather amused.

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12/14/2008 3:36 pm

Age it happened

4

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

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