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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Turn the lights out, at the steakhouse
    Here we are now, eating tables.
    I feel stupid, I will make piss
    Here we are now, eating tables.
    Some gelato,
    Kill albinos!
    A mosquito's... my libido

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerousHere we are now, entertain usI feel stupid and contagiousHere we are now, entertain usA mulattoAn albinoA mosquitoMy libido

    The story:

    I heard some adult singing this out loud on the bus, and I was like WHAT?!

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    Submitted by

    AlienSkin

    Submitted on

    9/27/2008 10:39 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I think this is probably one of the funniest ones...!

    Vueiy_Visarelli Jun 23, 2009 5:55 pm