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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Trying to keep up with you
    Like a herd-lost and blinded boar.

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Trying to keep an eye on you like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool

    The story:

    I asked my friend the lyrics right before I got up to sing karaoke, because I wasn't sure I was right. She kept a straight face until I got to the stage, where she whispered 'Don't sing the stupid boar thing!' Made me so nervous, I could barely sing it at all.

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