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Try to fix the beam with the help of the men in white

Artist: Screeching Weasel

Song: Phasers On Kill

Real Lyric: Try to fix the beam without the help of Miller Lite

The story:

I just looked up the lyrics online. No one else I know is familiar with the song, so there wasn't any embarrassment involved. I'm disappointed that my mondegreen isn't the real lyric, since the mishearing implies that the narrator is crazy or thought to be such.

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Submitted on

9/14/2010 7:43 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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