Touching you, touching me
Touching you god you touch your poo

... then later when I thought that they just can't be right..

Touching you gosh you touch your boo

The story:

I've heard this song being played on the radio for about 3 months, and I found out that my version was faulty when i was searching on the net for the lyrics.
Even though now I know the right words, the song still sounds like the way I've been hearing it for the last 3 months. With the added bonus of my mother forcing me to go to the doctor to have my ears checked, when she heard of my mistake, via my brother, who was laughing so hard that he doubled up, when he walked passed my room, and eavesdropped on my more entertaining version.