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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonto know that Kimosabi
    Never ever have a woman
    Tonto sometimes stop and wonder
    What the trick with the great white brother
    Maybe masked man he a poofter
    Try it on with Shirley Thompson

    Artist: Quantum Jump
    Real Lyric: Tonto know that KimosabiNever ever have a womanTonto sometime stop and wonderWhat the trip with the great white brotherMaybe masked man he a poofterTry it on with surly Tonto



    The story:

    Actually, it wasn't me, it was my sister Ann who lived in blissful
    ignorance of the true lyric for years.

    When we pointed out the correct lyric to her, at first she was
    startled, then we all roared with laughter.

    "But Ann", we asked, "didn't you hear the part about 'poofters'?"
    "Oh yeah, I got that"
    "So how would a girl's name fit in to that?"
    "I dunno. It's just what I thought I heard. I didn't actually stop and think about it!"

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