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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonight you call my friends sluts ness

    Artist: Breathe
    Real Lyric: Tonight you calm my restlessness



    The story:

    I used to hear this song coming out of my sisters' room in '88 while I'd be playing Super Mario Brothers. I didn't know what the "ness" was referring to, by I was sure that this man's lover was rudely calling his friends "sluts". Like maybe she was trying to say how she was not a slut. I finally got the real lyrics while playing some song lyric board game with my fiance and her mom a few weeks ago. I know I'll soon forget the real lyrics, and be forced to go back to the "sluts" version, but oh well, not like I ever hear that horrible, horrible song.

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