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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonight we smoke the moon

    Artist: Tragically Hip
    Real Lyric: Tonight we smoke them out

    The story:

    Ohh, just a few seconds ago. My friend, girl, actually I'm rather interested in. So I don't really want to make an ass out of myself. At least not unless tryyyying to be funny. So I said what I thought it was. And she said (and I quote) Your way makes no sense. And then pointed out the correct way of saying it. Blah. Oh well. We're still cool. I still like my way. I'mean. Whoever thought of smoking the moon?

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