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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Timon : and if he falls in love to night, it can be assumed,
    Pumbaa : his every days with us are history
    Both : our short arsed pal is doomed!

    Artist: The Lion King
    Real Lyric: (at the end of the song)Timon : and if he falls in love to night, it can be assumed,Pumbaa : his carefree days with us are historyBoth : in short our pal is doomed!
    The story:

    singing the song at school, the popular girl corrected me but i was so adamant that i was correct, i proceeded to reel off a loooong story of how as the lions tail is longer than the meercat, or the warthogs, to them, his arse would seem shorter.

    she checked and came in the next day with the tape.

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