The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
By sister chewing me out in a cab going down Park Avenue from a family lunch. I was singing the song in the cab and while we were in the midst of an arguement. After I said the alleged 'misheard' line, my sweet sister replied, "You think your so smart, you don't know jack -hit. The real lyrics go...". Then she proceeded to sing the alleged 'real' lyrics to the song punctuating the end of the stanza with the sweet refrain, "You jack-ss!" No doubt, I still think my lyrics are better since the song starts out, "Driving in my car..."
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/19/2001 6:26 am
Age it happened
30
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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