Til forever, we're horny goats
Thru the puddles of the oats

The story:

Well I was somewhat of a teacher's pet in high school. The music teacher and I were neighbors, so I really had a good chance of actually singing a GOOD song in class. I begged her to let us sing "Bad Moon Rising," but she must've heard "bathroom on the right" too, cuz she refused. We finally settled on "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" and I was quite pleased with myself. She had me sing it for her, and I did so awesome of a job that she asked me to sing the song solo at our next class concert. It was only a week away, so I spent every available minute practicing. Didn't bother to check out the lyrics sheet cuz I thought I had 'em down. Well I didn't. Everyone loved my performance, but they all suddenly started laughing when I got to my "horny goats" lines. I thought it was kinda funny to be in a song too, so I just kept going. My best friend was with the rest of the class in the backround doing "ooh's" and "ah's" whenever I needed it. He yelled "That's not the right words!" and then actually went up to the microphone and continued the song, starting with the real version of my lyrics! He sounded aweful, but the audience seemed to enjoy HIS version better than mine! Oh well, it's funner to sing my version anyway.