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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Through the pear of this night..."

    Real Lyric: "Through the perilous fight..."



    The story:

    This is actually not my mistake, but that of someone who sang the national anthem at a high school gymnastics meet. She had a beautiful voice and I was actually enjoying her singing until "Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the pear of this night...". Plain as day. I couldn't help but laugh at the ridicularity of it all... if you're going to perfect your voice to sing the national anthem in front of at least a hundred people, you'd think you would take time to learn the words, too!

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