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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This song is the hatchet I wear
    And this hatchet is woven from your brown hair

    Real Lyric: This song is the hairshirt I wearAnd this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair
    The story:

    After singing this song along to the radio confidently for several years, I happened to be belting it out while my husband was in the car. He lost no time in correcting me and now makes fun of me each time we hear the song (I, of course, always wondered why someone would weave a hatchet out of hair, but whatever...)

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