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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This place is a mad-house, feels like being boned

    then later on...

    This place is a mad-house, feels like being stoned

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Real Lyric: Place is a mad-houseFeels like being cloned

    The story:

    Well.. i had never been sure, but as a child i had always sang it as "feels like being boned" and one of my friends laughed at me and told me "it's 'feels like being stoned'!" So I was extremely embarassed and started singing it his way -- only to find out another seven or eight years later that he was wrong, too!

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