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    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know all
    the stars are Kosher.

    Artist: Kendrick Lamar
    Song: All The Stars
    Real Lyric: This may be the night that my dreams might let me know all the stars are closer.

    The story:

    My friends and I were driving home after seeing “Black
    Panther” when we started listening to the soundtrack. “All the
    Stars” came on and I sang SZA’s line as “all the stars are
    Kosher.” My friends starting laughing hysterically at me and I
    was confused. I asked, “What’s so funny?” and they said “It’s
    all the stars are closer! Why the hell would it be Kosher?!?!” I
    told them one of my friends really likes this song and she
    happens to be Jewish.

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    Submitted by

    hwferry2000

    Submitted on

    3/5/2018 8:42 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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