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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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This Happened Much Too Soon
She thought I cured her womb

Artist: Michael Jackson

Song: Billie Jean

Real Lyric: This Happened Much Too SoonShe Called Me To Her Room

The story:

I had just learned about anatomy and was impressed Michael
Jackson was using this terminology too, but was unsure how a
womb could be cured and if this meant Billie Jean was pregnant...I
had the other fifth graders very convinced of this...

Submitted by

petrarchslaurie

Submitted on

10/2/2011 11:33 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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