This ain't the time and place, cause you make me wanna masturbate.

The story:

I really like this song. It's catchy and it's got a great beat. My boyfriend and I were driving down the highway with the windows down and the sun was shining. Anyway, this song came on and I turned it up and started singing at the top of my lungs. When the song came to that line, I closed my eyes and wiggled my hips while still singing at an ear-shattering volume. Unfortunately for my dignity, we'd just stopped a red light. When I opened my eyes, I was staring eye to eye with a sixty-year-old couple!! My boyfriend was then kind enough to tell me the real lyrics.