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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s face
    This ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s face
    I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I die best
    I'm a leaving man
    And the wives I leave are also into cats, also into cats
    I'm a leaving man
    And th

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms raceThis ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms raceThis ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms raceI'm not a shoulder to cry on but I digressI'm a leading manAnd the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricateI'm a leading manAnd the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate



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    I seriously cannot understand a word that comes out of Patrick Stump's mouth.

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