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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They stand in the way of love
    and we will smoke them all
    with a ninja knife
    and a savoir-faire

    Artist: Prince
    Song: 7
    Real Lyric: They stand in the way of loveand we will smoke them allwith an intellectand a savoir-faire



    The story:

    Not a very juicy story: I was singing it with the radio and my friend, a huge Prince fan, looked at me like MY head had been smoked by a ninja knife. "Intellect," she informed me. Although I think a ninja knife would be more effective.

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