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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    THEY scream. I want to close my eyes.
    Every second of life! We limp along the way.

    Artist: Heart
    Song: These Dreams
    Real Lyric: These dreams go on when I close my eyes.Every second of the night. I live another life.



    The story:

    Ummm. After there was an internet. Never loved this tune, but heard it played in a mall, & realized: no that can't be right.
    Since I always seem to fabulously mishear lyrics, I never shared this one w/ anyone. I just remember thinking "Silly song. How much better could the real lyrics possibly be anyway?"
    This makes sense especially since I was a mopey high school goth in downtown NYC where everybody was trying to be more alternative than everybody else. I guess the most embarrassing detail is I had actually listened to this music at all. Very high school I know. Shhh don't tell anyone(!) Wow I'm old. Anyway thanks for letting me share. Peace. :)

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