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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They say there's a Protestant saint
    And damn Miss Perkins again

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: China Grove
    Real Lyric: They say that the father's insaneAnd dear Missus Perkins a game

    The story:

    Not embarassing. But I've been watching that great new show, "Don't Forget the Lyrics" lately, and having a blast singing along. Well, the theme song for the show is China Grove, and I thought, "How ironic that they pick a song with messed up lyrics to be the theme song of a show like this." Then I looked them up to prove myself right. Did I ever.

    I think my lyrics make just as much sense as the original lyrics, and are more interesting from a metaphysical point of view. Protestants don't have saints, so it fits perfectly.

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