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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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They say that growin old is just so tough tough tough
So turn off the lights, turn off the lights
They say that growin old is just so rough rough rough
They say turn off the lights, turn off the lights

Artist: Nelly Furtado

Song: Turn Off the Light

Real Lyric: They say that girl ya know she act too tough tough toughWell it�s 'til I turn off the light, turn off the lightThey say that girl you know she act so rough rough roughWell it�s 'til I turn off the light, turn off the light

The story:

To be honest, I never understood what she was singing. My friends and I all told each other what we thought she was saying, and this was the best one. These new and improved lyrics can be interpreted MANY ways! ;D

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Anonymous

Submitted on

4/4/2006 4:38 pm

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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