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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They said get back humpy cat
    Better get back to the woods
    With your wip wop ways and your wip wop ways
    And oh the change is gonna do me good

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Honky Cat
    Real Lyric: They said get back honky catBetter get back to the woodsWell I quit those days and my redneck waysAnd oh the change is gonna do me good

    The story:

    It hadn't been years buuuut my cousin and I were in a car with her mother and thought that's what it said. It was fun

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/23/2006 2:42 pm

    Age it happened

    7

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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