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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's something 'bout you, let's keeping it moving,
    And if it's good let's just get us some cocaine...

    Artist: Jamelia
    Song: Superstar
    Real Lyric: There's something 'bout you, let's keep it moving, And if it's good let's just get something cooking...



    The story:

    The song was on the radio whilst I was on the school bus, and I was singing along with a friend.
    I took a break from singing to comment on how it was odd that the Class A drug reference had not been censored, and my friend asked me what the hell I was on about.
    I told her my version of the lyrics and she said "Really? Jamelia takes cocaine? How come it hasn't been in the papers?"
    This boy who sits behind us then loudly proclaimed how stupid we were to believe it, and told us the real lyrics. He was having a good laugh until I pointed out that he seemed to know Jamelia lyrics mighty well for a 15 year old boy. ;-)

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