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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "There's one with this idea... something about the hammerhead shark, nosehairs and flatus... This feet long... Mister Hansty Pals!"

    Artist: Primus
    Song: Here Comes The Bastards
    Real Lyric: "There's one with this idea... something about the hammerhead shark, nosehairs and flatus... Best keep your distance because..."

    The story:

    Finally found an official lyric transcription from the band after singing about "Mister Hansty Pals" for years... but hey, doesn't everyone mishear Les' vocals somewhere down the line?

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    Submitted by

    Jameson

    Submitted on

    10/5/2009 12:54 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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